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you're a stupid fucking anti-sjw lol. This blog is stupid. I hate you crackers white people SUCK go suck a dick.
looks like I triggered more sjws. Keep sending these asks they only fuel my logic.
Love that we’re still dragging the poor fuckers corpse around years later so no one ever forgets their shameful mistake lol
good omens as textposts
Note: I removed one of these after an informative reblog from @haiimrowie and replaced it with a different one <3
Bro… 11 THOUSAND YEARS???
theyre imprisoning him in a giant cursed crystal
tags that make me remember how astronomical of a figure a billion is and fuels my desire to dismantle capitalism
This might be my favorite submission so far
Angels can be bitchy too, this one Angel in particular
adhd? nah babe, I have ad4K 1080p Widescreen
bud how the fuck do you have 4k 1080p widescreen. does your monitor have these proportions
did you. did you make a whole graphic just to debunk my shitpost? what the fuck. just kiss me at this point. what the hell
I feel like everyone should see this seal we saw in ireland
I drew them. creature.
AHH
YES
by the way now that people are witnessing my child, here’s some more.
context: the seals normally wait by the pier for fishermen to discard scraps, and while the pier was empty there were still a few fish scraps around and because they were looking at us Like That my dad decided to kick a fish scrap down for them
apparently they didn’t want it so we ended up with a video of what looks like us bullying the saddest seal in existence. tumblr wont let me add a video so I converted it to a storyboard
the most Child Emperor urge i have is to shout "BOOORRIINGGG!!!" when i have to witness something i dont like for too long
the worst thing ever is when you become completely obsessed with some phrase your friends invented in some jackbox game or other such thing to the point that it becomes ingrained into your brain forever because nobody will ever know what i’m talking about when i say “I DO fuck like a cab driver for a blunt”. like that’s just my cross to bear forever.
do you people know the type of hell you’re about to unleash on my vernacular